Post Office Closed Due To Attempted Postal Fraud
Yesterday, at approx. 6pm, two unknown individuals attempted to commit postal fraud. The first perpetrator - a male, attempted to work behind the counter of the Post Office Fleet Street. When a citizen attempted to remove the assailant from the counter, a second assailant - female - constructed a FISH courier building inside the post office. When the first assailant moved to the counter of the FISH, a police officer removed both from the post office, and closed the post office. The Post Office (sans FISH) was restored this morning. Unfortunately, neither assailant was identified as they both ran off and were not apprehended.
All parties involved; Royal Mail, the Post Office, Metropolitan Police, and FISH, declined to comment.
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