Heathrow Airport Fast-Tracked due to Luton Disaster

The recent Luton Airport disaster has led to the closure of the airport and its conversion into a memorial, but it has also led to Londinium’s airspace shortage worsening. Now that there is nowhere for planes to land, people are turning to Heathrow Corp. for answers about when the airport will open.

Thankfully, Londinium’s prayers are being answered, as stated by a Heathrow Corp. spokesperson:

“We are working with a consortium of airport construction specialists to fast-track the construction of Heathrow.”