Luton Memorial Rented By Paramount For Filming

The Luton Memorial has been shut down and rented out on an indefinite basis by Paramount Pictures, a newly erected film studio, for the purposes of shooting a film at the Memorial.

A Department of Culture, Media, and Sports spokesperson had this to say:

“We’ve not been told what the filn is about, but we’ve been given enough information to justify renting out the memorial.”

Similarly, a Paramount spokesperson had this to say:

“Our next feature film, working title ‘Operant Conditioning’, will be shot on location at the Memorial. We will reveal the film’s details once pre-production concludes.”