Police Horse Killer Dies In Airplane Crash
On the 25th of August, Mr. Tech Plus, also known as “TechGamesPlus”, age and occupation unknown, shot and killed an on-duty police horse while it was stationed outside the Londinium Times headquarters. He thenran towards the Oxford Circus Entertainment Zone, used ladders to climb up the side of the Zone, and raced towards the mountains, where the Metropolitan Police stopped their pursuit. A $1,000,000 arrest warrant was issued the same day.
Earlier today, the Met Police withdrew this complaint, confirming that Mr. Tech Plus had died in a plane accident on the same day of the incident. The charred remnants of Mr Plus’ corpse were collected for forensic processing, and his identity was confirmed. The Met Police provided the following statement:
“The loss of Duncan, our first police steed, is a tragic one, and we can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that Mr. Plus is dead. His ashes are currently in police storage, and we plan to destroy them once we are done with them.”