Red House 'Scheduled for Demolition'

The infamous Red House on Oxford Circus has been ‘scheduled for demolition’, according to Parliament. The reason cited was ‘the general garishmess of the building and its lack of function’ well as the intent to ‘build a National Rail train station in its place.’

No information on the method of demolition or its schedule has been given, though the fact that the building has been entombed with obsidian leads some to believe that the interior may be blown up.