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Londinium-SFC Road Connection 'Nearly Complete'

Monday, 23 June 2025

The A302, connecting Londinium to Sunflower City, was about to be completed, drawing significant interest, in large part due to the sheer length of the road.


Houses of Parliament Renovation Contract Breached, Renewed At Last Minute

Monday, 23 June 2025

In a somewhat bizarre turn of events, the KUJ government countered Prokekt's failure to deliver by extending the deadline.


TfL Open New Bond Street Platform Two

Monday, 9 June 2025

Soon after the Londinium Times reported on the closing of Platform Two, the new platform was completed.


Bond Street Platform One 'On Permanent Loan' By Paramount Pictures'

Sunday, 8 June 2025

It is unknown to this day (a) what the purpose of the loan was and (b) if any filming took place.


Houses of Parliament Near Completion

Sunday, 8 June 2025

The original deadline for the renovation contract was nearing and, unbeknownst to everyone, chaos was about to ensue.


Oxford Circus Station Closed 'For Renovation'

Sunday, 8 June 2025

Ultimately, this closure would lead to the construction of the Crossrail-style platform between Oxford Circus and Bond Street.


Post Office Closed Due To Attempted Postal Fraud

Friday, 6 June 2025

In a bizarre scheme, an unauthorised courier building was constructed inside a Post Office branch on Fleet Street.


TfL Revamps Tube Map

Friday, 6 June 2025

The Londinium Underground's Tube Map was reworked from scratch, making use of pixel graphics instead of vector graphics.


National Archives Officially Opens

Friday, 6 June 2025

On the 5th of June 2025, the National Archives building was completed and archival work officially began.


National Archives Project Resumes Thanks To Underground Permit

Wednesday, 4 June 2025

Once it was decided that it would be easier to place the facility underground, the Government approved a permit and construction could begin.


ClyRail Gains New Llama Ride

Wednesday, 4 June 2025

The government was neither informed that the ride was to exist nor that it would connect to Vosazen.


Oxford Circus Entertainment Zone Gets New ‘Extreme’ Archery Difficulty

Monday, 2 June 2025

The $10,000 bounty remains unclaimed since its opening, leading to the widespread belief that it is impossible.