Jubilee Line Reboot Officially Launched
Monday, 4 August 2025
Redesigned as a shuttle between Fleet Street and Piccadilly Circus, the Jubilee line would end up being an important rail line.
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O3 Declares Insolvency
Thursday, 24 July 2025
Following a serious blunder regarding the pricing of its phone plan, O3 became insolvent yet continued to trade due to concerns regarding the importance of telecommunications to the economy.
TfL Announces 'Aggressive' Crossrail Expansion
Thursday, 24 July 2025
An ambitious but deeply flawed proposal to transform Crossrail from a shuttle to Heathrow into a circular line, albeit one going in only one direction, was proposed.
Penguin Random House Breaks Into Two
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
Due to antitrust concerns, Penguin Random House and Waterstones were severed from one another.
Regent Street Opens With Sixteen Embassy Plots
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
Despite the open invitation and lack of planning permission required, all sixteen plots remained unclaimed for months.
Government Announces New Series C Passports
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
The Series C passport design was updated with a coloured ASCII art and better text formatting.
Are You Ready for the AirCS Race 2025?
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
In anticipation of the AirCS Race 2025, Bond Street was segregated from the rest of the city in a complex manner, leading to significant disruption.
Londinium-SFC Road Connection 'Nearly Complete'
Monday, 23 June 2025
The A302, connecting Londinium to Sunflower City, was about to be completed, drawing significant interest, in large part due to the sheer length of the road.
Houses of Parliament Renovation Contract Breached, Renewed At Last Minute
Monday, 23 June 2025
In a somewhat bizarre turn of events, the KUJ government countered Prokekt's failure to deliver by extending the deadline.
TfL Open New Bond Street Platform Two
Monday, 9 June 2025
Soon after the Londinium Times reported on the closing of Platform Two, the new platform was completed.
Bond Street Platform One 'On Permanent Loan' By Paramount Pictures'
Sunday, 8 June 2025
It is unknown to this day (a) what the purpose of the loan was and (b) if any filming took place.
Houses of Parliament Near Completion
Sunday, 8 June 2025
The original deadline for the renovation contract was nearing and, unbeknownst to everyone, chaos was about to ensue.