Police Horse Killer Dies In Airplane Crash
Monday, 25 August 2025
Mr. Tech Plus shot and killed Duncan, Londinium's first ever police horse, and ran off. Within a day he was found as a corpse in a plane crash.
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Royal Mail 'Written Up' By b&B Postal Union
Monday, 25 August 2025
The first of a string of incidents, the Royal Mail Incident eventually led to the withdrawal of the Londinium Times as a customer of Royal Mail and the creation of Hermes, a courier owned and operated by Royal Mail.
Red House Mysteriously Demolished: 'Explosion' Noise Complaint
Saturday, 9 August 2025
Following a suspiciously short investigation, the charred, collapsed remains of the Red House and its obsidian casket mysteriously vanished following an explosion.
Explosion At Red House: Three Dead, Thirteen Injuries
Friday, 8 August 2025
In a highly covered-up and mysterious disaster, the Red House was demolished midway through what is believed to be the planting of explosives.
Red House 'Scheduled for Demolition'
Tuesday, 5 August 2025
The Red House, the King's place of residence, would later be demolished as part of a highly notorious cover-up.
Jubilee Line Reboot Officially Launched
Monday, 4 August 2025
Redesigned as a shuttle between Fleet Street and Piccadilly Circus, the Jubilee line would end up being an important rail line.
O3 Declares Insolvency
Thursday, 24 July 2025
Following a serious blunder regarding the pricing of its phone plan, O3 became insolvent yet continued to trade due to concerns regarding the importance of telecommunications to the economy.
TfL Announces 'Aggressive' Crossrail Expansion
Thursday, 24 July 2025
An ambitious but deeply flawed proposal to transform Crossrail from a shuttle to Heathrow into a circular line, albeit one going in only one direction, was proposed.
Penguin Random House Breaks Into Two
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
Due to antitrust concerns, Penguin Random House and Waterstones were severed from one another.
Regent Street Opens With Sixteen Embassy Plots
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
Despite the open invitation and lack of planning permission required, all sixteen plots remained unclaimed for months.
Government Announces New Series C Passports
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
The Series C passport design was updated with a coloured ASCII art and better text formatting.
Are You Ready for the AirCS Race 2025?
Wednesday, 23 July 2025
In anticipation of the AirCS Race 2025, Bond Street was segregated from the rest of the city in a complex manner, leading to significant disruption.