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Slough To Be Amalgamated Into Londinium

Wednesday, 24 December 2025

On the First of January, 2026, the city of Slough will be merged into Londinium as the Londinium Borough of Croydon.


King's Cross St. Pancras International Train Station Begins Construction

Wednesday, 24 December 2025

The station will serve Londinium Underground services, AirCS, as well as a future main line railway to Vista Del Arroyo.


Tourist Dies To Attraction On Opening Day

Wednesday, 24 December 2025

The Londinium Eye suffered a tragic accident midway through its premiere.


Crane Spotted Near Luton Airport

Saturday, 13 December 2025

While this looks suspicious at first, the explanation is quite innocent.


Slough to Amalgamate into Londinium as Borough of Croydon in 2026

Saturday, 13 December 2025

The change was made (a) to address Slough's lack of development and (b) due to its insufficient proximity from Londinium to count as a city.


Transport for Londinium Announce All-New* Circle Line

Saturday, 13 December 2025

The Circle line will consist of a modifed and extended version of the latter half of the Crossrail line.


National Archives Digitises Londinium Times

Thursday, 11 December 2025

The National Digitisation Programme would digitise all Londinium Times articles, making them available over the Internet.


Police Horse Killer Dies In Airplane Crash

Monday, 25 August 2025

Mr. Tech Plus shot and killed Duncan, Londinium's first ever police horse, and ran off. Within a day he was found as a corpse in a plane crash.


Royal Mail 'Written Up' By b&B Postal Union

Monday, 25 August 2025

The first of a string of incidents, the Royal Mail Incident eventually led to the withdrawal of the Londinium Times as a customer of Royal Mail and the creation of Hermes, a courier owned and operated by Royal Mail.


Red House Mysteriously Demolished: 'Explosion' Noise Complaint

Saturday, 9 August 2025

Following a suspiciously short investigation, the charred, collapsed remains of the Red House and its obsidian casket mysteriously vanished following an explosion.


Explosion At Red House: Three Dead, Thirteen Injuries

Friday, 8 August 2025

In a highly covered-up and mysterious disaster, the Red House was demolished midway through what is believed to be the planting of explosives.


Red House 'Scheduled for Demolition'

Tuesday, 5 August 2025

The Red House, the King's place of residence, would later be demolished as part of a highly notorious cover-up.