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Londinium Times Officially Goes Fully Digital-First

December 28, 2025

This marks the completion of the LT's transition to digital-first publishing.


King's Cross St. Pancras' Exterior 'Officially Complete'

December 28, 2025

The all-new station has officially been completed on the exterior, with only the interior being left.


New, Ambitious Plan Expanding The Londinium Underground Announced

December 28, 2025

The Londinium Underground Expansion Plan will extend the of the five existing lines and create four new ones, including a shuttle to Croydon.


TfL Announce Central Testing Railway Line

December 24, 2025

The CTRL is to be an internal network of dummy stations located underground for the purposes of prototyping new platform designs.


Slough To Be Amalgamated Into Londinium

December 24, 2025

On the First of January, 2026, the city of Slough will be merged into Londinium as the Londinium Borough of Croydon.


King's Cross St. Pancras International Train Station Begins Construction

December 24, 2025

The station will serve Londinium Underground services, AirCS, as well as a future main line railway to Vista Del Arroyo.


Tourist Dies To Attraction On Opening Day

December 24, 2025

The Londinium Eye suffered a tragic accident midway through its premiere.


Crane Spotted Near Luton Airport

December 13, 2025

While this looks suspicious at first, the explanation is quite innocent.


Slough to Amalgamate into Londinium as Borough of Croydon in 2026

December 13, 2025

The change was made (a) to address Slough's lack of development and (b) due to its insufficient proximity from Londinium to count as a city.


Transport for Londinium Announce All-New* Circle Line

December 13, 2025

The Circle line will consist of a modifed and extended version of the latter half of the Crossrail line.


National Archives Digitises Londinium Times

December 11, 2025

The National Digitisation Programme would digitise all Londinium Times articles, making them available over the Internet.


Police Horse Killer Dies In Airplane Crash

August 25, 2025

Mr. Tech Plus shot and killed Duncan, Londinium's first ever police horse, and ran off. Within a day he was found as a corpse in a plane crash.


Royal Mail 'Written Up' By b&B Postal Union

August 25, 2025

The first of a string of incidents, the Royal Mail Incident eventually led to the withdrawal of the Londinium Times as a customer of Royal Mail and the creation of Hermes, a courier owned and operated by Royal Mail.


Red House Mysteriously Demolished: 'Explosion' Noise Complaint

August 9, 2025

Following a suspiciously short investigation, the charred, collapsed remains of the Red House and its obsidian casket mysteriously vanished following an explosion.


Explosion At Red House: Three Dead, Thirteen Injuries

August 8, 2025

In a highly covered-up and mysterious disaster, the Red House was demolished midway through what is believed to be the planting of explosives.


Red House 'Scheduled for Demolition'

August 5, 2025

The Red House, the King's place of residence, would later be demolished as part of a highly notorious cover-up.


Jubilee Line Reboot Officially Launched

August 4, 2025

Redesigned as a shuttle between Fleet Street and Piccadilly Circus, the Jubilee line would end up being an important rail line.


O3 Declares Insolvency

July 24, 2025

Following a serious blunder regarding the pricing of its phone plan, O3 became insolvent yet continued to trade due to concerns regarding the importance of telecommunications to the economy.


TfL Announces 'Aggressive' Crossrail Expansion

July 24, 2025

An ambitious but deeply flawed proposal to transform Crossrail from a shuttle to Heathrow into a circular line, albeit one going in only one direction, was proposed.


Penguin Random House Breaks Into Two

July 23, 2025

Due to antitrust concerns, Penguin Random House and Waterstones were severed from one another.


Regent Street Opens With Sixteen Embassy Plots

July 23, 2025

Despite the open invitation and lack of planning permission required, all sixteen plots remained unclaimed for months.


Government Announces New Series C Passports

July 23, 2025

The Series C passport design was updated with a coloured ASCII art and better text formatting.


Are You Ready for the AirCS Race 2025?

July 23, 2025

In anticipation of the AirCS Race 2025, Bond Street was segregated from the rest of the city in a complex manner, leading to significant disruption.


Londinium-SFC Road Connection 'Nearly Complete'

June 23, 2025

The A302, connecting Londinium to Sunflower City, was about to be completed, drawing significant interest, in large part due to the sheer length of the road.


Houses of Parliament Renovation Contract Breached, Renewed At Last Minute

June 23, 2025

In a somewhat bizarre turn of events, the KUJ government countered Prokekt's failure to deliver by extending the deadline.


TfL Open New Bond Street Platform Two

June 9, 2025

Soon after the Londinium Times reported on the closing of Platform Two, the new platform was completed.


Bond Street Platform One 'On Permanent Loan' By Paramount Pictures'

June 8, 2025

It is unknown to this day (a) what the purpose of the loan was and (b) if any filming took place.


Houses of Parliament Near Completion

June 8, 2025

The original deadline for the renovation contract was nearing and, unbeknownst to everyone, chaos was about to ensue.


Oxford Circus Station Closed 'For Renovation'

June 8, 2025

Ultimately, this closure would lead to the construction of the Crossrail-style platform between Oxford Circus and Bond Street.


Post Office Closed Due To Attempted Postal Fraud

June 6, 2025

In a bizarre scheme, an unauthorised courier building was constructed inside a Post Office branch on Fleet Street.


TfL Revamps Tube Map

June 6, 2025

The Londinium Underground's Tube Map was reworked from scratch, making use of pixel graphics instead of vector graphics.


National Archives Officially Opens

June 6, 2025

On the 5th of June 2025, the National Archives building was completed and archival work officially began.


National Archives Project Resumes Thanks To Underground Permit

June 4, 2025

Once it was decided that it would be easier to place the facility underground, the Government approved a permit and construction could begin.


ClyRail Gains New Llama Ride

June 4, 2025

The government was neither informed that the ride was to exist nor that it would connect to Vosazen.


Oxford Circus Entertainment Zone Gets New ‘Extreme’ Archery Difficulty

June 2, 2025

The $10,000 bounty remains unclaimed since its opening, leading to the widespread belief that it is impossible.


Bond Street Intl. Train Station Opens To Public

June 2, 2025

Connecting Londinium to Station Air Central Hub via AirCS 255, the opening was a historical moment for the city.


Knowle Regions Gets KUJ Embassy

May 30, 2025

Coinciding with the peering agreement with their national carrier, a KUJ embassy constructed in the Knowle Regions.


O3 and ZTE Announce Peering Agreement

May 30, 2025

A peering agreement between O3 and ZTE allows Jackian tourists visiting the Klowle Regions and vice versa to receive Internet connectivity.


Speedway of Hedfan Coming To Londinium

May 30, 2025

While ultimately not bearing fruit, plans were made to make a Speedway of Hedfan race track in Londinium.


National Archives Project ‘Delayed Indefinitely’

May 28, 2025

Shortly after its conception, the National Archives project looked in dire straits.


Rainbow Hotel Restaurant Condemned By FSA After Fatal Food Poisoning

May 28, 2025

Ten-Forward, the Rainbow Hotel's seafood restaurant, was permanently closed following a fatal case of food poisoning.


Government Considers Signing Prehevil Treaty

May 26, 2025

While the motion was eventually rejected, the Government had seriously considered setting up joining the economic and migration treaty.


National Archives ‘Delayed’ Due To Logistical Problems

May 26, 2025

While this would turn out to be a red herring, serious concerns were brought up regarding the opening of the archival facility.


Heathrow Airport ‘Delayed Indefinitely’, Says Heathrow Corporation

May 26, 2025

A leaked Heathrow Corporation memo paints a pretty grim picture.


Luton Memorial Rented By Paramount For Filming

May 20, 2025

As part of an extremely mysterious film project that never appeared to have begun shooting, Paramount Pictures rented out the Luton Airport Memorial for several days.


Bond Street Platform Two Inexplicably Reopens

May 20, 2025

Just days after the ‘permanent’ closure of the Bond Street to Oxford Street route, it was reopened as if nothing had happened.


Government Introduces the National Archives

May 15, 2025

The National Archives, located on the end of New Cavendish Street, is a large underground archival facility with space for large swaths of documents. It plans to preserve all written documents published in the KUJ, including internal government contracts and documents.


All Aboard New Cavendish Street

May 15, 2025

Opposite to Bond Street's junction with the A302, New Cavendish Street was constructed to provide space for large commercial buildings near the city centre.


Oxford Circus Shuts Down

May 15, 2025

Following the closure of Westminster, Oxford Circus was also closed and its building was put up for sale. Although the decision would eventually be rolled back, that prospect seemed unlikely at the time.


Westminster Station Shuts Down due to Parliament Renovation

May 11, 2025

The unpopular and little used Jubilee line connection between Bond Street and Westminster was shut down permanently following the Houses of Parliament's need for space.


Construction Begins On New Houses of Parliament

May 11, 2025

A private-public partnership between the Government and Projekt International resulted in the destruction of the Houses of Parliament and the construction of an all-new Parliament building.


New Embassy In Solstice

May 1, 2025

A KUJ embassy was inaugurated next to the TAY embassy in Firefly with the creation of a passport.


Luton Airport Memorial Opens

May 1, 2025

Following the Government's inability to sell off Luton Airport, its remnants were converted into a memorial.


Fleet Street Gets Five New Building Plots

April 25, 2025

Five new commercial building plots were allocated and made for sale on Fleet Street, the same road as the unopened Heathrow Airport, the Fleet Street Projects, and the Post Office.


Crossrail Trial Ends Early

April 25, 2025

A few short days after it began, the Crossrail trial ended and the construction of Heathrow Airport Tube Station commenced.


Heathrow Airport Main Terminal Constructed

April 25, 2025

Heathrow Airport Terminal One was constructed shortly after the land for it was cleared, though the airport's futures were still precarious.


Basuran Cold War Heats Up

April 24, 2025

The cold war between the Federal Capital and the state of Ashe's House in the Basuran Federal Union continued to escalate.


New Crossrail Station ‘Received Positively’, says TfL

April 24, 2025

The trial of the Crossrail station on Bond Street has been received with overwhelming enthusiasm.


Government Passes Building Numbers Act 2025

April 24, 2025

The Building Numbers Act the national building numbering scheme as well as mailbox conventions and the bureaucracy surrounding the renumbering of improperly numbered buildings.


CMA Block Heathrow Corporation's Luton Corporation Acquisition

April 24, 2025

Heathrow Corporation attempted to purchase Luton Corporation and was blocked by the Competition & Markets Authority due to antitrust concerns.


Mailboxes Changed To Barrels Citywide

April 23, 2025

As per the yet-unreleased Building Numbers Act, all mailboxes in the city had their designs updated.


Bond Street Station To Ditch Stairs In Favour of Elevators

April 23, 2025

A never realised proposal to replace Bond Street Tube Station's flight of stairs with an elevator was proposed.


Crossrail Begins Public Testing

April 23, 2025

Following the construction of Bond Street Platform Four, a public test was introduced to allow the general public to get a feel for the Crossrail experience.


Bond Street Platform Four Partially Furnished

April 22, 2025

Bond Street Platform Four, serving Crossrail, was fully furnished with walls, a floor, signage, et cetera.


Luton Corporation Files For Bankruptcy

April 22, 2025

Following their inability to reopen Luton Airport and their mounting debt, the company filed for bankruptcy and was gutted by HMRC.


O3 Pulls Down Cell Tower at Luton Airport

April 22, 2025

In response to complaints that some customers did not get 5G coverage near the airport, O3 pulled the cell tower down.


Royal Mail Gets First Post Office On Fleet Street

April 19, 2025

The very first Post Office opened up on Fleet Street, the same road that houses the Royal Mail Distribution Centre.


Fleet Street Gains New Affordable Council Housing

April 19, 2025

The Fleet St. Projects offer seven unfurnished, affordable apartments for local residents.


Basuran State Declares Civil War

April 19, 2025

The state of Ashe's House declares war on the Federal Capital of the Basuran Federation.


A302 to Connect to Global Road Network

April 18, 2025

Mistakenly called the A302 in the article, the A302 is to become a global road link connecting Londinium to Cypress and Sunfloewr City.


Heathrow Airport Location Selected, Preliminary Construction Begins

April 18, 2025

A location was selected for Heathrow Airport following its boost in funding the day prior.


Rainbow Hotel Gets New Logo

April 14, 2025

Rainbow Corporation commission a brand-new logo for the Rainbow chain of hotels.


International Passport Tensions Wind Down

April 14, 2025

Following the dramatic passport incident that was left unreported, the Londinium Times writes of its winding down.


Heathrow Airport Fast-Tracked due to Luton Disaster

April 13, 2025

Following the Luton Airport bombing, Heathrow Airport was given a cash injection by the Government.


TfL Announce Failed Line Speed Experiments

April 13, 2025

The Northern line had the potential to run much, much faster.


Elizabeth Line Station Opened in Bond St., But No Trains?

April 12, 2025

While the name Elizabeth line was to be short-lived, Bond St. Platform 3 would ultimately be retrofitted as a line on the Crossrail network.


Luton Airport Blown Up By Suicide Bombers

April 12, 2025

A tragic and wounding event for the city of Londinium, the Luton bombing completely cut Londinium off from the rest of the world via air as the Heathrow project stalled.


Serious Crimes Act Passed

February 23, 2025

The Act was designed to provide a basic legislative framework for punishing most common forms of crime.


Govermment Launches New Website

February 21, 2025

The KUJ government website provides basic information about the country and is intended to be viewed by tourists.


Red House? Red House? What Red House?

February 21, 2025

The Red House was briefly the King's place of residence before it was demolished to make space for King's Cross St. Pancras.


TAY Introduces Visa Requirements for Entry

February 21, 2025

While not ostensibly an event that occurred in Londinium, the TAY visa almost certainly affected many of its citizens.


Northern Line Opening Delayed

February 21, 2025

Even this early into the network's development, the Londinium Underground was suffering from significant logistical challenges due to the sheer density of underground tunnels that had been dug.



'Luton Sharpshooter' Caught and Jailed

February 20, 2025

While it looked to be a minor event at the time, this incident would prove to be a grim prediction of the fate of Luton Airport.


Luton Airport Partially Reopens with Temporary Arrivals Gate

February 20, 2025

Following the Luton Sharpshooter event, Luton Airport reopened, only serving arrivals.


Government to Install ePassport+ Gate in House of Parliament

February 20, 2025

The use of BorderKit to manage access was considered to be highly unusual and innovative at the time.


ClyRail Comes to Londinium

February 20, 2025

The Londinium-Sunflower City line, while an important choke point at the time, was extremely long and over ten minutes long, and has long since been eclipsed by other routes, though it remains as a direct rail link.


Bombing Attack At Luton Airport

February 19, 2025

While it appeared to be a minor incident at first, the event drew suspicious parallels to the disaster that came not long after.


Oxford Circus Station Empty Amidst Rebuilding of Platforms

February 19, 2025

During the construction of the Central line shuttle between Bond Street and Oxford Circus, the latter station was completely empty.


Roundels Spotted in Londinium Underground Stations

February 19, 2025

The iconic TfL roundel first made its appearance at station platforms.


O3 Install 2G Tower in Luton Airport

February 19, 2025

O3 were highly reluctant to serve Luton, though they eventually caved and set up bare minimum service in the area.


Heathrow Opening Delayed for Unknown Reasons

February 18, 2025

Ultimately the start of a long series of indefinite delays, Heathrow Airport's outlook had begun to look negative before construction had even begun.


TfL Announce Revamp of Bond St/Oxford Circus Train Route

February 18, 2025

Prior to the single Central line platform, there existed two platforms serving Bond Street and Oxford Circus, each going in opposite directions.


New Airport Announced By Heathrow Corporation

February 17, 2025

While the initial deadline for opening was highly ambitious, Heathrow was initially designed to coexist with and later replace Luton Airport.


Jubilee Line Opens Again

February 17, 2025

Prior to the scrapping of the two uni-directional shuttles to Oxford Circus, the Jubilee line was a shuttle that went from Oxford Circus to Bond Street, with the Central line mirroring this route in the opposite direction, albeit overground rather than underground.


Rainbow Hotel Opens First Londinium Branch

February 17, 2025

The Rainbow Hotel's Londinium location quickly became a highly popular location and in fact its undisputed flagship chain.


Londinium's First Airport Opens For Business and Pleasure

February 15, 2025

While never completed, Luton Airport was designed to be built in stages and to remain open throughout this process.


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